Paola

Excuse me while I go and change my undies, I have just wet them laughing!! Oh and I can play the saxophone and knit (obviously not simultaneously). Where do I sign up?

As they say, you have hit the nail well and truly on the head.

When the bird flu was first discovered in Turkey, a neighbour was quick to point it out. I just explained that my girls had cancelled there holiday to Turkey because of it! Having said that the damn subject came up again today. Ignorance of the man drives me insane. He is not complaining as such, would not have the front!