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  1. Just arrived back from Vienna, and we were too late to do the paris and back so .......sent home! yippee!!!!! i Know what you mean about the wrong brain, i was up at 0340 this morning- oh the glamour!!! Christian x x x
  2. it really looks like a quail egg!!! Christian x x x
  3. Yes Dan they still publish it. Its half price at the mo in waterstones £9 I think (bit of a bookworm you see). Christian x x x
  4. Leonna and Ben so far tonight.................... Christian x x x
  5. I am really sorry about your news . it is very easy to say, but think of the positive side. Your girls had a very happy life with you, something that most chickens never have. It may be difficult to consider replacing them, but sometimes that is the best thing to do. Whatever you decide I wish you all the best *hug* Christian x x x
  6. You still haven't mastered heels though, have you Jonnie? Christian x x x
  7. Your Japanese name is Chiisuchianu. Christian x x x
  8. So have we Sarah! Its been peeing down all day! Wish it would snow here!!! The fridge is well stocked and we have logs a-plenty!!!! I can't wait to phone work one day and say 'sorry, snowed in' Christian x x x
  9. Well done that chicken!!!! Christian x x x
  10. stop it i'm blushing! C x x x Its working now thanks c x x x x
  11. Hi Annie hows you? You web site isnt working at the mo......or maybe its just me Christian x x x
  12. What kind of monkey??? i've always wanted an orang utan! I get my bags here Its an australian company, but they post from Germany. I'm lucky as there often with work. The web site is mad!!! Christian x x x p.s Zara and H & M do nice ones too
  13. Right Annie - i'll be over at 6.30am tomorrow, hiding behind your log store C x x x
  14. These are supposedly genuine clips from council complaint letters: 1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. 2. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 3. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore. 4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my k"Ooops, word censored!" off. 5. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. 6. .... and their 18-year-old son is continually banging his balls against my fence. 7. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof.I think it was the bad wind the other night that blew them off. 8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand? 9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall. 10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path.My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday, and she is now pregnant. 11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen, 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are plain filthy. 12. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers. 13. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared. 14. Will you please send a man to look at my water.It is a funny colour and not fit to drink. 15. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces. 16. I want to complain about the farm across the road; every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up, and its getting too much for me. 17. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden which is unsightly and dangerous. 18. Our kitchen floor is damp.We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it. 19. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat, and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night. 20. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife. 21. I have had the Clerk of works down on the floor six times, but I still have no satisfaction. 22. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broken and we can't get BBC2. Christian x x x
  15. Why are there only 3 colours for men??? how dull is that? Better not get the baby pink ones. The neighbours are already talking!!! 4 pairs??? whats wrong with that ? Christian x x x
  16. Thanks Annie!! I like these - funky blue ones Couldn't post an image!!! You having trouble logging in????? christian x x x
  17. Awwwww Bless size 2.5!!!! I had my feet measured the other day i asked in the shop as i always buy a size 9, but wanted to know. OH was !! hehe I am a size 8 but, and i quote from the lady in Clarks, ' because you have such broad hobbit feet, you need a 9' I fell about laughing!!!! Christian x x x
  18. I know what you mean!!! However, since joining the chicken world, I have been wearing wellies a lot, due to the quagmire of a veg garden - mental note to self, must bark chip veg garden- but I only have boring green wellies from B and Q. Looking for some funky ones, maybe stripes??? Can only find them in ladies sizes, need size 9!!! Any ideas anyone? Christian x x x
  19. and I thought I was bad with 4!!!! OH always moans at me for taking it everywhere I go, but whats in it??? HIS car keys, HIS mobile, HIS filofax etc I love my man bag!!! Christian x x x
  20. Shocking, but my clutch bag NEVER leaves my side ! Christian x x x
  21. You're very welcome! I'm amazed it worked, I haven't even got my contact lenses in yet *yawn* Christian x x x
  22. here you go Buffie CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN Christian x x x
  23. Contact Sue Hammon The Wernlas Collection Onibury Nr Ludlow Shropshire SY7 9BL send a SAE and a couple of 1st class stamps to cover expenses and she will send you a couple. Christian x x x
  24. Well I had too, as its blocking ours and next doors driveway!!! Really couldn't face doing it, but couldnt let neighbour do it all by himself (we always split a full load as it works out cheaper). Fire is on and just thumbing through bbc good homes at christmas and ideal homes, they seem quite good Christian x x x

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