The Dogmother Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Sent to me by a bloke Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my truckover to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the tool box. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my truck facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe! They are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers. I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! "What's going on here?" "My truck has a flat tire," I said calmly. "Well, what the hell are those obscene card board men doing here by the road?" I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Hello-o-o-o-o-o, those are my emergency flashers!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoebe Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 tee hee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules. Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Oooohh. A bit rude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..lay a little egg for me Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 I just read this out to mum on the phone - she laughed too, said "wonderful - very good". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily95 Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckyBoo Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Very good! Here's one I saw on Facebook yesterday...... I went to the fridge as I thought I could hear the Bee Gees singing inside....... . . . . . . . . . . . . . ......but it was just chives talking! I take no credit or responsibility for that one at all!! BeckyBoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Very clever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuggywoo Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 What's the most common owl in the British Isles? A Teet (Probably very jeuvenile but I'm still laughing and I heard this 2 days ago...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules. Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 How long till someone comes out with the why did the chicken cross the road joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
