bouldercroft Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 ...you find some grape stalks in your jacket pocket ...when you save half of your jacket potato for the chickens keep the thread going with your crazy chicken person things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mollyripkim Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 When... Your hubby says your new short hairstyle matches the silkies topknot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henslaved Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 You put things on your shopping list for the chooks: spring cabbage; grapes; corn on the cob; honey; porridge oats; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
migsy Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 When you get to work and find an egg in your pocket and breath a sigh of relief that it is still intact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clootie Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 That's a good one Migsy!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Margalot Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 You feel compelled to purchase anything just because it has a chicken on it, mugs, coasters, tea towels, plates, glass ornaments, chicken wellies, birthday and Christmas cards to non-chicken people (really dont think they appreciate it!) cushions, keyrings, bottles of wine (just because there was a small picture!) doormats, fridge magnets, utensil pot, calendars, oh I could go on and on.......... -and when watching the telly saying ooh! look!.. when you spot a chicken( other family members just cannot see the excitement ) Michelle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 You find Aubiose in your bra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 You find Aubiose in your bra Not had that happen to me yet. Give it time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WitchHazel Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 You put your hand in your coat pocket and pull out a disposable rubber glove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majorbloodnock Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 On finding some chicken poo stuck to your shoe, you make a mental note of its colour and consistency before s"Ooops, word censored!"ing it off..... ....and even then look for a compost bin to put it in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majorbloodnock Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 You read a thread like this and find you can contribute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Hmm - you are always on the look out for chickens and chickeny things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daphne Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 You no longer feel embarrassed when a neighbour comes upon you chattering away to the flock You are able to have long and serious conversations at the breakfast table about poo/crowing/prospective mates for the flock Your OH comes back with a chicken mag for you 'as a treat' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlottechicken Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 You see chickeny words everywhere: I have a pencil on my desk at work which has "I used to be a plastic cup" written on it. Today I read it as "I used to be a plastic coop". And nowadays the word Igloo seems so wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgieB Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 You consider leaving your man as he wants to find a new home for your 2 ex-batts so he doesn't feel tied down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WitchHazel Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 And nowadays the word Igloo seems so wrong So true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gongladosh Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 when you're happy/relaxed, you say 'boc' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 You have to get home before sunset to make sure the chooks have some corn before bed as it is going to be freezing overnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenewchick Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 When ........ you are standing washing and cutting grapes into nice quaters for your girls and your sister has pulled off a bunch unwashed and whole and has handed them to my granddaughter to eat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadietoo Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 when you're happy/relaxed, you say 'boc' When you get to talk on skype to your DD in france and your most important news is that your Light sussex has come back into lay... Yay Pansy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckmum6 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 When looking to buy a house the first thing you look at in the details on Rightmove is the garden for the chickens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 when you're happy/relaxed, you say 'boc' and you are out shopping and find an egg in your pocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouldercroft Posted February 3, 2011 Author Share Posted February 3, 2011 when you're a fabulous Caribbean vacation and you kinda-sorta-almost miss your girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 and on a fabulous caribean vacation when you point and shreak 'chicken' and you are on the forum whilst on a fabulous................!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
migsy Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 When looking to buy a house the first thing you look at in the details on Rightmove is the garden for the chickens! So true! I've just set up my electric fence area in my new garden! I actually bought this house for the chickens (and kids ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...