Laura007 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 A frog walks into a bank and asks to speak to a loans officer. A short while later, a man comes out to greet him and says "Hello, my names John Paddywack, and I understand you want to borrow some money....first I'll need your name" The frog replies "Kermit Jagger" The loans officer asks "As in Mick Jagger?" The frog replies "He's my father" The loans officer responds "Interesting.....what do you have for collateral?" The frog shows him a ceramic pig. The loans officer takes the pig, excuses himself, and goes to see the bank manager. He tells him there is a frog in his office who wants to borrow money, but all he has is this ceramic pig he's now holding. To which the bank manager replies... "It's a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cate in NZ Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 That one definitely deserves a groan Laura Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 *groan* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
