emu Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 We get what we deserve so surely this sums up the present sorry state of politics. Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense 'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Elastoplast to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers: I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.' And a little extra........................ Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following statistics? 29 have been accused of spouse abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad cheques 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses 3 have done time for assault 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 4 have been arrested on drug-related charges 8 have been arrested for shoplifting 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits 84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year Which organization is this? It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 I've seen the common sense one before. Very thought provoking. The "Little Extra" is astounding if true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tessa the Duchess Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. Are these figures true?? and do they relate to the current members of parliament? Were the MPs who were arrested or accused actually charged with the offences? Tessa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenlass Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Blimey!! no wonder we are in such a mess!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emu Posted January 16, 2008 Author Share Posted January 16, 2008 I believe it to be genuine from a reliable source! However the info has been collated over a 5 year time period Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
susiepoos Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 How fabulous is that couldn't agree with it more and even though the bit about the MP's is a very sad reflection of our society it doesn't amaze me in the slightest. Do you think the 84 arrested for drink driving and no doubt banned - but then again maybe not!!!! - are claiming for chauffeur driven cars or transport at the taxpayers expense????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhapsody Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Ok yeah but who let all that happen in this country? We all did with our political inertia, musn't grumble credo and the promise of riches from ambulance-chasing law firms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
