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Attended a training course today (for Underlings who aspire to greater things) at Burwalls (conference centre just next to the Clifton Suspension Bridge)


Prominent notice on foyer noticeboard


'Chocolate available in the bar


If closed, ask in the office'


Clearly an organisation with their priorities straight.


(Did not enquire as to brand - assumed would clearly stock the appropriate if they saw this as so important !)



P.S. Managing Director is dining with Major Shareholders and HR Consultant this weekend. As have some influence with the former hope this will provoke review of arbitrary management style and revive my fortunes. :)


Alternatively there may just be a consulting exercise :(

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It all depends on what you have done to Major Shareholders in the past :wink:


There is a very easy way to increase your position with MD:


The answer to any question from MD that contains the words "HEN, NEW, MORE, BUY" is YES


If at any time your expanding flock looks a little crowded, then order another eglu, but let MD choose the colour - this will ensure a swift promotion :lol::lol:

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