Chicken bald back

[Mel (& Paul)]

One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Colorado were

listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say,

We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your

car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get

through." So the good wife went out and moved her car.

 

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio

announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park

your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get

through." The good wife went out and moved her car again.

 

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio

announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must

park..."

 

 

Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a

worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do.

Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get

through?

 

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are

married to Blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave

it in the garage this time?"

[Mrs Frugal]

Bless!

[Mel (& Paul)]

I do know women like that!

There was a lovely girl at the stables where we rode with the nickname "airhead" - which I thought was a bit mean - but when we had a ride out she was saying she was leaving to go on to another job. About five minutes had passed and I said, "so, we'll have to arrange another ride out before the end of January then."

"why, where are you going" came the reply

[hillfamily]

.....................falls off chair laughing

 

will have to tell my son this when he gets home - it'll cheer him up

[Paola]

Veru good Mel Will send it to OH, he is blonde blind

[Mel (& Paul)]

.....................falls off chair laughing

 

will have to tell my son this when he gets home - it'll cheer him up

 

 

Then my work here is done