rachael_farnsworth Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Sincere apologies to Freddie Mercury... The Farnsworth chickens We are all feathery Live in an Eglu Sometimes we will get corn for tea Open your eyes Cluck in great surprise and seeeeee Oh look it's Elphie She's falling out that tree Because she's meowing high, meowing low Scratching at the sofa - 'NO'! Vomming up a hairball What a very naughty Elphieeeee Bad Elphie... Hello - a Sussex Star The hybrid that I am I lay eggs oh yes I can Hard work! It takes a while To lay them nice and make the humans smile Chickens! Oo-oo-oo-ooooo! We like to run around We eat them dandelions, so fresh and tasty And they're good for our health, and they make our yolks all yellow Oh dear! It's raining now Don't want to be all soggy The run floor is getting boggy Maybe at the weekend They'll move the run And then we'll get a brand new place to poo... Tabby cat! Boo-oo-oo-oooo! That isn't Elphie, no, We'll scare it off and make this garden Elphie's! [guitar solo!] We hear a little sound of footsteps on the lawn It is light! It is light! It is time for getting up now! What a night it has been, need to have a bit of grit! I need water! I need dust bath! I am flapping! I am preening! I am hungry and I need... Mash would be nice and it's rather yummy And we'd like weeds and also some kitchen s"Ooops, word censored!"s Maybe some grapes and a slug or two or three Eglu blue, Eglu nice, Elphie catching mice (A live one!) 'Noooo! Don't bring it in the house!' Let it go! (A live one!) 'Noooo! Go outside with your mouse!' Let it go! (I like it!) 'Not wanted in the house! 'I do not like your mouse 'I do not like your mouse 'Now take it out the house and let it goooooo...' Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Cat in the garden, the back garden Where we're eating all the weeds We're gardening! And the compost heap it likes our poo-oo-oo, our poo-oo-oo Our pooooooooooooooooooooo! [guitar solo!] We are digging for worms since we're clipped and can't fly Levitation for us? No! No route to the sky-y-yyy! Weeeeeee're grounded That's okay though as long as We can free range We can free range before bedtime Oooo-oooo-oooo! Broccoli! Broccoli! We are happy ladies You can see it's true Happy happy chickens Cosy in our royal blue eglu.... (Can we have some corn now?) BOM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellykelly Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 I love it! Britains got talent - here you come!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
