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Differences between you and your boss

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I recieved this in an email today, and it made me giggle (largely because it touched a couple of raw nerves I suspect :roll::oops: ) so I thought I'd share it with you all..........



When you take a long time, you're slow.

When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.


When you don't do it, you're lazy.

When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.


When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.

When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.


When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.

When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.


When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.

When your boss does it, he's being firm.


When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you're being rude.

When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.


When you please your boss, you're "Ooops, word censored!"-creeping.

When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.


When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.

When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.


When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.

When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.


When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.

When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

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