Cate in NZ Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 I recieved this in an email today, and it made me giggle (largely because it touched a couple of raw nerves I suspect ) so I thought I'd share it with you all.......... When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. When you make a mistake, you're an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human. When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative. When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed. When your boss does it, he's being firm. When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you're being rude. When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original. When you please your boss, you're "Ooops, word censored!"-creeping. When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative. When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's on business. When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick. When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill. When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard T Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Very true and well timed. We're in annual appraisal season here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Just finished the last one two minutes ago here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...