Guest Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 I left my conservatory doors open yesterday as it was such a nice day, only to come downstairs and find a HUGE pile of poo right in the middle of the floor and two very nonchalent chickens pecking around outside as if butter wouldn't melt in their mouths! What a cheek!!! How do I ascertain who the culprit is I wonder!! Olivia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 They will tell you it was the dog! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 They did!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicola H Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 Oh dear well it is better than next doors kitchen thats when you really have to worry...................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 Oh no, I'm dreading that! Has that happened to you? Olivia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicola H Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 Oh yes they got over the fence and the neighbours kitchen door was open she only popped up stairs to put the washing away and the rest is history.....................I had to cover my 8 year olds ears .....not nice I actually didn't know what some of the words meant, they began with F and B I won't go on it is a bad memory best forgotten.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 Perhaps I should be grateful that our neighbour doesn't speak to us at all then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motherhen Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 Suspect wrong colour for dog poo. Culprit obviously giant pigeon. Anyone know how I can train Sybil and Pollo to chase away the 'rats on wings' that invade my backyard and eat the girls' mixed corn and the wild bird food? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Perhaps you could hire a chicken outfit and demonstrate what to do yourself and hope they get the message. This might have the added advantage that your neighbours will think you are SO mad they won't speak to you! Lesley thinks that is the best thing! Perhaps she has done this in the past? Olivia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 I haven't dressed up as a chicken though - she doesn't speak to us because we had builders in. Jane - you could get one of those pretend Sparrowhawk things on a pole and then the pigeons would stay away - or so they say! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
