Sooo much pooping

[superjules]

I'm sure they'd love "Chirpy, Chirpy, Cheep, Cheep".

[emu]

Well they could go for 'Henny Lane' by the Beatles or 'And your bird can sing' by The Beatles!

Or Rockin hen with Pink Floyd 'Us and them' or 'On the Run' in the background.

Mellow moments of egg laying to something like adagio in g minor by albinoni or greensleeves?

How about some help in compiling a hen top 10??

[lozkate]

You're all as mad as a box of frogs!!

 

How about a nice bice, burly cockerel to while away those long nights?!?

 

Oh and lengthen your days I s'pose!

 

Loz

[emu]

Would there be an equivalent of a 'hen' condom or morning after pill??

[lozkate]

Maybe you could fit them with a cap - double bonus - you'd have ready wrapped eggs??!

[emu]

Not even got my girls yet and thinkin of them as teenagers??!!!

I am so lookin forward to getting my three girlies now- even doing some preview xmas shopping for them ad treat gathering too.

[Janty]

My hens have been out and bought Bouncy's hens a christmas present. Honest!!!

[emu]

Bouncing hens sound fun- a chicken proof bouncy castlewould be soo much fun,failing that could pick them up and gently bounce on trampoline with them.

Keep the hens in fit shape after their xmas meal and xmas pud!!!