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On the old England world cup stuff here's a little joke i was sent in the week..

THIS DEPT OF TRANSPORT INITIATIVE HAS BEEN RE-LAUNCHED,

 

 

22nd MAY 2006.

 

Press information release extract

Due to the nature of the quality of driving in England the

Department of Transport has now devised a new scheme in order to identify poor

drivers and give good drivers the opportunity to recognise them whilstdriving.

 

 

 

For this reason as from the middle of May 2006 those drivers who are found to be driving badly which includes:

 

overtaking in dangerousplaces;

hovering within one inch of the car in front; -stopping sharply;

speeding in residential areas;

pulling out without indication;

performing U turns inappropriately in busy high streets;

under taking on motorways

taking up more than one lane in multi lane roads,

 

These drivers will be issued with flags, white with a red cross,

signifying their inability to drive properly. These flags must be

clipped to a door of the car and be visible to all other drivers and pedestrians.

Those drivers who have shown particularly poor driving skills will have

to display a flag on each side of the car to indicate their greater

lack of skill and general lower intelligence mindset to the general public.

Please circulate this to as many other motorists as you can so that

drivers and pedestrians will be aware of the meaning of these

flags.

Department of Transport.

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