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I got the following e-mail from River Cottage - anyone interested :D

 

 

 

River Cottage to the Rescue

 

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Dear Friend of River Cottage,

 

Channel 4 are making the new River Cottage TV series and I wondered if you knew someone who might like to take part?

 

Do you or someone you know live on a diet of ready-made meals, junk food or take-aways?

 

Are you a microwave maestro who idea of creative cooking means grating extra cheese over your micro-waved lasagne?

 

Do you know someone who loves chicken but would run a mile if they saw one with feathers on? Or someone who loves eating bacon butties, but would squeal at the thought of a pig being slaughtered?

 

If so, you might be able to help us.

 

We are currently casting for the new Channel 4 series. We would like to find individuals and groups of people ie. Families, house-mates, work colleagues etc (group sizes should ideally be between 4-7) who are more in tune with their microwaves than their ipods, have the pizza delivery number on speed dial and whose idea of a balanced meal is not super-sizing it! Wel bring them down to the new River Cottage HQ, where I will attempt to change their ways forever.

 

Help us to find these people and you and a friend could win a trip to River Cottage HQ where you will have dinner cooked for you by the River Cottage team and youl also get the chance to meet me!

 

If you would like to nominate someone click here.

 

Best regards,

 

 

 

 

Hugh x

 

 

 

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To see what is happening at River Cottage H.Q. visit www.rivercottage.net.

Here at River Cottage we treat both your decision to receive our news, and your personal privacy with the greatest respect. We are therefore extremely careful about who we send this email to.

 

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If you are no longer interested in receiving this type of information or have received it in error, we’d be happy to remove you from our list of ‘Friends’. So please send an unsubscribe email. Of course, we’d also like to spread the River Cottage word, so please feel free to pass our information on by forwarding this email to anyone who you feel would like to take a step down the Road to River Cottage!

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"Do you or someone you know live on a diet of ready-made meals, junk food or take-aways?

 

Are you a microwave maestro who idea of creative cooking means grating extra cheese over your micro-waved lasagne?

 

Do you know someone who loves chicken but would run a mile if they saw one with feathers on? Or someone who loves eating bacon butties, but would squeal at the thought of a pig being slaughtered?"

 

:shock::shock::shock:

I'm most offended now! :?

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We are currently casting for the new Channel 4 series. We would like to find individuals and groups of people ie. Families, house-mates, work colleagues etc (group sizes should ideally be between 4-7) who are more in tune with their microwaves than their ipods, have the pizza delivery number on speed dial and whose idea of a balanced meal is not super-sizing it! Wel bring them down to the new River Cottage HQ, where I will attempt to change their ways forever.

 

 

 

Carl will chase you...

 

They don't fit the bill Mel, it's got to be someone who knows nothing about where food comes from and can't cook and live on take aways. Don't think there is anyone on the forum like that :shock::wink:

 

BBx

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No I KNOW that - I should have said that apart from the fact that Lesley and Carl dont fit the bill, they should be on Tv as their farm and their piglets farm have been.

Sorry :oops:

I am away for a week

Come back and insult everyone :cry:

Sorry

Just off to flail my back and wear sack cloth and ashes :oops::cry:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I keep crossing over your posts :? It would take some very special pants to dig you out of that one. The puppy has obviously got to you lesley, cuddles and licks and sleeping on the bed next :wink::D

 

BBx

Yuk Yuk Yuk!!!!! :shock: Most def. not :twisted:

 

Luckily, Carl agrees - no dogs in bedroom or kitchen

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River Cottage to the Rescue

 

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Dear Friend of River Cottage,

 

Channel 4 are making the new River Cottage TV series and I wondered if you knew someone who might like to take part?

 

Do you or someone you know live on a diet of ready-made meals, junk food or take-aways?

 

Are you a microwave maestro who idea of creative cooking means grating extra cheese over your micro-waved lasagne?

 

Do you know someone who loves chicken but would run a mile if they saw one with feathers on? Or someone who loves eating bacon butties, but would squeal at the thought of a pig being slaughtered?

 

If so, you might be able to help us.

 

You know, that would almost be worth living off mocrowave meals for a couple of months till the programme makers were convinced we thought eggs came from Tesco, and apples grow under the ground!

 

:lol::lol::lol:

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