Chicken picking at feet

[Olly]

This is very funny! I guess the answers will depend on whether you click 'the Web' or 'UK only'

 

Olly (only I used my real name) needs ... a caucasian male model

Olly looks like ... a drag queen

Olly hates pomping

Olly goes ape

Olly loves videos

Olly eats a hot dog

Olly has murder in mind (how true! after the day I had at work .. )

Olly works tirelessly

Olly lives in Orange County

Olly dies on the operating table

[Lesley]

I'll stop at the first as well....

 

Lesley needs a fat reality cheque.....

 

....I forgot the " " ........ that one says Lesley needs to lose 20lbs - how true!!

[Jules.]

Alex needs.......................................... a girlfriend

 

Alex looks........................................... like the kind of guy who would take you to the forest

 

Alex. Hates.......................................... Stuff.

 

Alex loves............................................ you and your silly pop songs

 

Alex goes............................................. to Thailand

 

Alex eats.............................................. a couple doggie biscuits

 

Alex has............................................... his eyes on a successful career

 

Alex works............................................ his charms as a fake waiter

 

Alex lives.............................................. at The Home of Lord Balmoral in Barbados.

 

Alex dies............................................... at 31!