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My life according to Google

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A friend just sent me this on Facebook

 

My life according to Google;

 

Type in the following and choose from the first description found.

Be honest, don't just pick one out to be funny.

 

 

1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:

Karin needs Wii help

 

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:

Karin looks like a likely contestant for the final

 

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:

Karin hates about Kazune

 

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:

Karin goes far

 

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:

Karin loves a carnival (well, it was Kazune first again but I can't hate and love it. Can I?)

 

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:

Karin eats french fries

 

7: Type in "[your first name] has" in Google search

Karin has a cold

 

8: Type in "[your first name] works" in Google search:

Karin works in two ways!

 

9: Type in"[your first name] lives" in Google search:

Karin lives in the Calleria District of the Ucayali Department

 

10: Type in "[your first name] dies" in Google search:

Karin dies at 91

 

:D

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1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:

Claire needs a visit to the Bunny Planet

 

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:

Claire looks like Ha Ri - Su with long hair

 

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:

Claire hates the music and lyrics to the song Claire Hates Me

 

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:

Claire goes swimming

 

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:

Claire loves baking

 

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:

Claire eats glass

 

7: Type in "[your first name] has" in Google search

Claire has alcholism power

 

8: Type in "[your first name] works" in Google search:

Claire works sterling silver jewelry

 

9: Type in"[your first name] lives" in Google search:

Claire lives in south london with her composer husband and 3 daughters

 

10: Type in "[your first name] dies" in Google search:

Claire dies with her death cry after being eatern by zombies

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The Dogmother Eggsistentialist

The Dogmother

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I need 'to loosen up and have some fun'..... obviously never met me then :roll:

I look like 'a goddess' :wink:

I 'hate the cowboy video'... apparently

'Lady Clare goes to Uxbridge'

I 'love Leon' - whoever that might be

I eat anything

I 'have some issues in the bedroom'... Oh really? :roll:

I 'with groups to build collaborative artwork'

I 'live in Sunny Catford'.. not far off - I used to live not far from Catford (aka 'Armpit of the Universe'

I died suddenly at the age of 64 (I do hope not; I have plans!)

 

Hmmm, I'll go and get the kettle on then!

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Chickvic Chronic Clucker

Chickvic

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I need - to pay the rent.

I look like - in Japenese VIKKII.

I hate - arrogance, two faced people.

I go - for the direct approach.

I love - to pursue my love of fast cars.

I eat - my heart out on the sidelines.

I have - been taken on by the biggest short film agents in the world.

I work - in space.

I live - in Birmingham. :shock: This one is right!!

I die - of skin cancer aged 41.

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Egluntyne Eggsistentialist

Egluntyne

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I'm stopping at the first one.

 

Ahem......*clears throat*

 

'Anne needs no enhancement'

 

Am quitting whilst I'm ahead. :D

 

No cheating

That's the FIFTH

If you ignore the facebook ad that's the first you need to win the sexiest veg!!!!

 

It wasn't when I looked. *shrugs*

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Ana's flock Frequent Layer

Ana's flock

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ANA needs your help to secure an increase in funding for the nursing education

Ana looks like she wearing her underwear Well... yes.

Ana hates getting video taken of her. Lol! I've just had the French TV filming us!

Ana goes from Spanish jail to silver screen LOL - This is soooo funny

Ana loves you! Sweet!

Ana eats Vegemite (!) Now I know for sure this doesn't work - it's like Marmite, and I hate the evil brew :evil:

ANA has all the emails set up and you just fill out the form and it gets sent to your representatives. ...whatever...

ANA works to promote influenza vaccination among RNs. I'm starting to sound like Florence Nightingale...

ana lives for ever and always. Does this mean I don't do the next one?

Ana dies of anorexia :lol::lol::lol: very unlikely! Mind you, if all I had available was Vegemite... :vom:

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Space Chick SUPER CHICKEN!!!

Space Chick

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Debs needs advice for friends wanting to come to Oz

Looks like Italy - a Utah landscape painting by Debs

Debs hates sports profiles and statistics

Debs goes for pub lunch

Debs loves to eat

Debs good eats in arboles

Debs has commented for spread the word 2009

Debs works hard and produces a ton of coal

Debs lives big planet green

Debs dies in the J Hood Vriht Hospital

 

Wow, I've learned so much about myself. I never knew I could draw! I love sport in real life and I may be Welsh but have never mined in my life.

 

I like this new me :lol:

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Ain't Nobody Here Eggsistentialist

Ain't Nobody Here

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I need ... to pay the rent

I look like .... a woman who's fought long and hard (true, true :roll: )

I hate ..... that I mentioned trains - eh :? ?

I go ..... to the papers

I love ..... summer

I eat .... kids (I don't, honest :angel: )

I have ..... a tail (again, I don't, honest :lol: )

I work ..... for Magic Radio (now you see me, now you don't :wink: )

I live ..... for my bagpipes (how appropriate 8) )

I died ..... of skin cancer 5 years ago :cry:

 

Chickvic, presumably you did the same as me but we've got some totally different answers :lol: . I promise I used the first (usable!) one :whistle: .

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feemcg Chicken Addict

feemcg

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Fiona needs to - go on a diet seriously (too right, 2nd week lo-carbing, have lost 7lbs :D )

 

Fiona looks like - c**p in those pictures :(

 

Fiona hates - choice of parents (?? both dead :( )

 

Fiona goes - to Corfu (not a bad idea!)

 

Fiona loves - the night (ah, that's why I'm an insomniac!)

 

Fiona eats - a pumpkin muffin :lol:

 

Fiona has - wings :angel:

 

Fiona works - on the environment

 

Fiona lives - in Crouch End (is that bad? :? )

 

Fiona dies - in horror accident (very spookily a link to my local newspaper and the death of my daughter's friend in 2007 :( )

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Chickpea Frequent Layer

Chickpea

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I need an ordinary mom :roll:

I look like a Brooklyn hipster :?

I hate cake :liar:

I'm going on tour 8)

I love belinda :anxious:

I eat a warhead :shock:

I have everything :dance:

I'm working through my grief :cry:

I live the rock star life 8)

I die of heart attack at 78 :cry:

 

Gosh. Not sure what I make of all that!

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kitchens Frequent Layer

kitchens

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Anna needs to be excused from class today.

 

Anna looks like a chicken with those huge boobs and scrawny everything else. :oops:

 

anna hates me!

 

Anna Goes Prime Time.

 

Anna Loves Pizza. :clap:

 

Anna eats solid food.

 

Anna has worked as a freelance TV presenter and broadcaster. ...

 

Anna works in the heart of Birmingham's Jewellery Quarter and sells her work all over the UK.

 

Anna lives in a splendid world of her own.

 

Anna dies of multiple organ failure due to hypothermia. :anxious:

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Looney Effusive Egg Layer

Looney

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Lorna needs our support! Yay!

 

Lorna looks like a new woman Erm, I need a haircut! :anxious:

 

Lorna hates French Erm, I have a degree in French :roll:

 

Lorna goes back to school To learn something other than French?! :lol:

 

Lorna loves Linux Wallpaper :?

 

 

Lorna eats dolphins Yes, delicious with tomato ketchup :shock::wink::roll::lol:

 

Lorna has been kidnapped! Probably for eating dolphins :roll::lol:

 

Lorna works with unconditional love Erm, nope. :|

 

Lorna lives in Northampton :shock:Oh heck! I'm in the wrong house! :lol::lol:

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Ness3103 All Knowing Superchicken

Ness3103

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I need to be smacked :wink:

 

I look like a safe bet :)

 

I hate the stalking price of fame :talk2hand:

 

I go nude on the internet :dance:

 

I love my Reeboks and personal cheerleader :dance::clap:

 

I eats boogers :vom:

 

I have weird toes :shh:

 

I work in many styles :)

 

I live in a relatively small space :?

 

I die in the garden :cry:

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Minnie the Moocher All Knowing Superchicken

Minnie the Moocher

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I need a second guitarist

I look like the evil spawn my parents had :shock:

I hate dust over Dickie's shirt :eh:

I go to college

I love Joey

I eat s**t

I have a touch of glass

I work with organisations of all types and sizes in the Ashbourne area

I live ! [that was it... just an exclamation mark]

I die before 6 [not sure if that's an age or the time. Either way, I've had it.]

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