Paola Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 What do you call a chicken in a shell suit? Wait for it.......... An egg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Good one! I was expecting a, 'why did the chicken cross the road?' joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin B Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamsin Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 I've just remembered my favourite chicken joke from the late 70's. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was safety-pinned to a punk rocker. Groan groan groan!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 I thought that the 'stapled to the punk rocker' joke was just the height of comedy when I was younger Gina! Still makes me giggle to this day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 But why was the punk rocker crossing the road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzy J Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 A blonde husband wanted to learn how to make an omelette. He was told that to start he had to seperate two eggs, so he put one in the kitchen and one in the hall! Q. Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? A. Because it wanted to lay it on the line! What am I saying about blondes..... (I'm blonde) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 brilliant! good way to have a chuckle on a wet and soggy Wednesday afternoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
