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A blonde husband wanted to learn how to make an omelette. He was told that to start he had to seperate two eggs, so he put one in the kitchen and one in the hall!




Q. Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?

A. Because it wanted to lay it on the line!





What am I saying about blondes..... (I'm blonde) :oops:

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