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Aah, I trod on Rita's foot tonight :shock: I was digging up worms for my chooks and stepped back on to Rita's tootsie, I felt awful :cry: It was OK, no damage but you can't really apologise or comfort a chicken can you?! I've trod on all of their feet now and even kicked Betty accidently once, what a horrible Mummy! Has anyone else been as clumsy as me? :(

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Ouch! Only yesterday I was digging up some ground that didn't really need to be dug to keep the chooks amused, (tell me I'm not alone) and I brought the fork down heavily down only to hear a huge sqwaark and bok behind me as I'd twonked Corbett on the bonce with the handle of the fork.

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If we all go to the hot place after we die.....you do realise that the Devil may turn out to be a giant chicken with the most enormous dinosaur feet - standing on our feet for eternity? Whereas chicken heaven is watching it all on a big screen and chuckling into their feathers, whilst scoffing sweetcorn, grapes and pooing copiusly on fluffy white clouds. (No pellets/mash/tiring egg laying allowed)

 

:evil::lol:

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