Guest Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down. "Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down. Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation. "Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?" The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise." Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck". Phil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Heard it before but it always makes me giggle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 I love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 the old ones are allways the best eh Phil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Lots of these are called for here - and a couple of these - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Hysterical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
