UkButton Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Whats white and climbs trees? ....Rupert the fridge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadietoo Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 what does cheese say to itself in the mirror? Halloumi!! What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear down from a tree? Camembert!!! well I am vegetarian!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadietoo Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Do you know any good sodium jokes? Na : OMG I love that...you just can't beat a good periodic table joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henchanted Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 (edited) How about a maths joke..... Why is 6 always afraid of 7 ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . because 7 8 9 . one of my favourite jokes from my boy Edited August 2, 2011 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majorbloodnock Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Not sure if this one's a bit of an urban myth or has a ring of truth. However, around the turn of last century, German table wines were very popular, particularly with the more adventurous palate of the younger generation. Accordingly, a group of Oxford University scholars went into a local restaurant for lunch, and, when approached by the wine waiter, one of the group announced whimsically that they'd have some "hic, haec, hock". A little later, when the food had arrived, but the wine was nowhere to be seen, the young man summoned the wine waiter once again to explain his tardiness. "What has happened to our wine?", he demanded. "I'm terribly sorry, Sir", the waiter replied, "I thought you had declined." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...