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Vent Spruce...

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Said to OH that we need to do the weekly check up on the girls before we go out on Friday night (you know, the usual, check under wings, around vent, ears, have a listen to their chests, check feet....) to which he said to them (whilst they were sitting in the kitchen - well it was raining), "Brace yourself girls - Friday night is Vent Spruce Night". :roll:

 

What a great phrase, I thought - just wanted to share it.

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When i saw title wasnt sure if it was about vents or trees :lol: Men they are very poetic arent they? At least he knows what he is looking at. OH surveyed our hens nether regions and said" what am I looking for?" :doh: Hes very hands on just not that well up on hen things - he can bath a hen now and thoroughly enjoyed it - not sure if our hen didhttp://club.omlet.co.uk/forum/posting.php?mode=reply&f=7&t=81331#

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You see, he's all talk as he doesn't do the checking himself (not sure I would let him anyway).

He enjoys a chook hug, is fairly hands on and will happily hold any of the girls and whisper sweet nothings in their ears (which is more than he does with me....).

I did ask him to clean out the run the other night - it was either that or do the washing up....know which one I would choose. His reply was "No, you know I don't do poo"

Eats fried egg on toast for breakfast some days tho without too much trouble mind....

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