gooner.girl Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Oh Tom. I think you may have walked right into one of Martins 'hilarious' wind ups! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooner Boy Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Oh dear you're right... Still, there are so many calamitous Seaman moments to choose from. Carew. Scoring for Valencia and knocking "Ooops, word censored!"nal out of the CL. Plays for Aston Villa. Is going to have a miserable time on Saturday, given that he's too slow and Agbonlahor's too fast, meaning that every clearance the Villa defenders manage to hoof up the pitch is going to land somewhere in the middle of them and subsequently get calmly dealt with by Gallas, who will go on to score a hattrick. Carew will be taken off for an extra defender just before half time, after touching the ball once at kickoff. Newspapers will report that he was crying, but he'll claim that he simply had something in his eye. And then O'Neill will be so upset by the performance that he'll take the England job afterall and lead us to a 0-0 draw with Belarus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin B Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Oh Tom. I think you may have walked right into one of Martins 'hilarious' wind ups! BINGO!!!! I like your brother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin B Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Carew is not slow. I don't know where you get that interpretation from. Let's put it this way, the last time I saw "Ooops, word censored!"nal beat Villa at Villa Park: Henry, Ljungberg and Cole scored. I'll welcome them back on Saturday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin B Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Still, there are so many calamitous "Ooops, word censored!"nal moments to choose from. Well said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooner Boy Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Carew is not slow. I don't know where you get that interpretation from. Mmm, I had to come up with something to try and save face. Suckered on my first evening on the forum... I may never live this down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin B Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Is going to have a miserable time on Saturday, given that he's too slow and Agbonlahor's too fast, meaning that every clearance the Villa defenders manage to hoof up the pitch is going to land somewhere in the middle of them and subsequently get calmly dealt with by Gallas, who will go on to score a hattrick. Watch MOD2. Carew and Agbonlahor both scored and we won 3-0! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooner.girl Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Oh dear you're right... Still, there are so many calamitous Seaman moments to choose from. Carew. Scoring for Valencia and knocking "Ooops, word censored!"nal out of the CL. Plays for Aston Villa. Is going to have a miserable time on Saturday, given that he's too slow and Agbonlahor's too fast, meaning that every clearance the Villa defenders manage to hoof up the pitch is going to land somewhere in the middle of them and subsequently get calmly dealt with by Gallas, who will go on to score a hattrick. Carew will be taken off for an extra defender just before half time, after touching the ball once at kickoff. Newspapers will report that he was crying, but he'll claim that he simply had something in his eye. And then O'Neill will be so upset by the performance that he'll take the England job afterall and lead us to a 0-0 draw with Belarus. Hilarious Tom! And soooo true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin B Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Carew is not slow. I don't know where you get that interpretation from. Mmm, I had to come up with something to try and save face. Suckered on my first evening on the forum... I may never live this down It's alright, you're sister was the same. Look at her now! still no better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooner.girl Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Is going to have a miserable time on Saturday, given that he's too slow and Agbonlahor's too fast, meaning that every clearance the Villa defenders manage to hoof up the pitch is going to land somewhere in the middle of them and subsequently get calmly dealt with by Gallas, who will go on to score a hattrick. Watch MOD2. Carew and Agbonlahor both scored and we won 3-0! Yeah - against BORO!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin B Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 2-0 at Home against Wigan! Says it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooner Boy Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Without Fabregas, Hleb, Van Persie, Gilberto, Flamini... Still reckon it'll be a draw next week. How does this prediction league work anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin B Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Midweek (normally friday afternoon ) Phil (revnev) posts the relevant fixtures, the fixtures are based on the teams that us predicters support. The teams range from the glamour of Villa to the slums of the black country gold and blacks. You just make your predictions on this thread and Phil takes them all in. You got 3 points (i think 3) for a correct score eg. if you predict villa to win 9-0 and they do then you get 3 points. 1 point is awarded for a correct result eg. you put Villa to win 11-0 but they don't score 11 but win anyway you get a point for predicting a villa victory. I hope that is clear. Martin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooner Boy Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 I like the way that you set impossible hypothetical examples, such as predicting a Villa win next Saturday, to make it really clear for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooner.girl Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Ahhh, well theres a question! If you look back through the thread you'll see that we predict certain games (the teams we support - thats "Ooops, word censored!"nal, Chelsea, Bolton, Villa Birmingham, Everton, Wolves and Worcester City) You get 3 points for the correct score and 1 point for correct result. Phil is the reigning 'prediction princess' from last season. You'd be a way behind the rest of us if you join now but you are more then welcome to join and play a week by week comparison (Phil publishes results every other week roughly) and show Martin that yet another gooner knows more about football then he does... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooner.girl Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Acchhh - i'm a slow typer... what can i say?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin B Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 I'm sure he'll overtake Clash in no time. Phil should post an updated league table tomorrow, but don't be surprised if you don't see it until Thursday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooner Boy Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Worcester City? I'm going to need to improve my knowledge of non-league football, might have to take up playing Championship Manager again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooner.girl Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Just copy Clash's prediction for Worcester hun - they're his team so he should know! Thats what i do anyway! Love the avatar and signature by the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin B Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 The best bit of the avatar is the what happens next bit. Was it 2 "Ooops, word censored!"nal players off, Chelsea win cup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooner Boy Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Yeah, but watching Fabregas take out Lampard was still one of the best moments of last season, regardless of what followed. He's a tough man, our Frank... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clash City Rocker Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Just copy Clash's prediction for Worcester hun - they're his team so he should know! Thats what i do anyway! Love the avatar and signature by the way Don't think I've ever got a Worcester City result correct (or many others) Myself & "the Brat" (another Gooner.Girl ) will be at V*ll* P*rk on Saturday watching the match. "Ooops, word censored!"nal playing OK, V*ll* not too bad, ...got nil nil all over it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clash City Rocker Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Ok, competition of the week. Prize goes to the person who can tell me: 1)Who scored the goal 2)What the concequences of the goal were 3)Who the player is playing for now 4)How many times he is going to do it again on Saturday. 2 good attempts at the quiz gooner.boy question 5 Who is the chap in the yellow jersey Block B, Row E, Seat No 22, Celebrating the goal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooner.girl Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Hey Clash! Martin and I will be there to! In the Villa end... Perhaps we should have a mini omlet meet!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clash City Rocker Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 "Prawn sandwich Brigade" for me!!!! (friends in high places @ the Emirates). Though having experienced Hospitality @ V*lla before I'll probably take a packed lunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
