Guest Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 I'll woodpeck you in a minute There's a joke there somewhere but I;m not going for it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Best not to grd. You're in enough trouble as it is ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 RIGHT That's it. I've had enough of you GRD *rolls up sleeves* I....am......going..... to..... tell.....your ......WIFE about your appalling behaviour Now apologise right this instant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 It's always a good day when I've stirred Mel up. Now, who's next? Clare?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 I'm here Thanks for taking my place Mel. I suppose that he's got to have someone to bait when I'm not around. I've been reading this and trying SO HARD not to laugh out loud. It really has got me giggling. Now GRAHAM, hold your hand out *slap* You're a naughty boy talking to the nice ladies like that. Now apologise to Kate and Mel, let them be whatever chooks they like (I'll be what's left). Now let's all be friends or I'll have to make you all sit in seperate corners! grd - you wouldn't have said that about Mel if you'd met her on Saturday - she's as feisty as me, or perhaps even more so... LIVE IN FEAR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 I think that's why grd didn't come to Kew!! Too scared of all these feisty chicken keeping women!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 told you he was cowardy cowardy custard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Yeah, anyway.... who's the Woodpecker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 I will be the woodpecker. They're quite pretty and I'll do anything to keep the peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 I will be the woodpecker. They're quite pretty and I'll do anything to keep the peace. Anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Course you do Clare (except where GRD is involved ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 What's he had in his tea today? Graham, you always get (even more) smutty at this time of day - what's it all about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Come on now Mel, calm thoughts.... You're sat on a hill side, a gentle breeze is blowing, the wind is making patterns in the grass as it moves across the fields. Far off, a dog barks and there is the distant sound of a stream strickling towards a valley. The sun beams down on you. You feel warm, at peace with yourself and in tune with the environment around you. You are at one with nature. Better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 What's he had in his tea today? Graham, you always get (even more) smutty at this time of day - what's it all about? What have I said now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 I'm sat on a hill side, a gentle breeze is blowing, the wind is making patterns in the grass as it moves across the fields. Far off, a dog barks and there is the distant sound of a stream strickling towards a valley. The sun beams down on me. I feel warm, at peace with myself and in tune with the environment around me. I am at one with nature. Then, without warning some idiot starts wittering on about woodpeckers, turtles, breast milk and chicken eggs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 (edited) Now come on Mel, you know you love all this mad talk really. Edited January 19, 2006 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 (edited) No actually you scare me really Edited January 19, 2006 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Ah, a quick edit and it all looks good again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Ouch!!! That hurt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Tried to warn you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 But that's not a very nice thing to say Mel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 (edited) But at least I havent likened Kate to a turkey Edited January 19, 2006 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 'lickened'?? I didn't lick anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
