superjules Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I'm sure they'd love "Chirpy, Chirpy, Cheep, Cheep". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emu Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Well they could go for 'Henny Lane' by the Beatles or 'And your bird can sing' by The Beatles! Or Rockin hen with Pink Floyd 'Us and them' or 'On the Run' in the background. Mellow moments of egg laying to something like adagio in g minor by albinoni or greensleeves? How about some help in compiling a hen top 10?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozkate Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 You're all as mad as a box of frogs!! How about a nice bice, burly cockerel to while away those long nights?!? Oh and lengthen your days I s'pose! Loz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emu Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Would there be an equivalent of a 'hen' condom or morning after pill?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozkate Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Maybe you could fit them with a cap - double bonus - you'd have ready wrapped eggs??! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emu Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Not even got my girls yet and thinkin of them as teenagers??!!! I am so lookin forward to getting my three girlies now- even doing some preview xmas shopping for them ad treat gathering too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janty Posted December 4, 2007 Author Share Posted December 4, 2007 My hens have been out and bought Bouncy's hens a christmas present. Honest!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emu Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Bouncing hens sound fun- a chicken proof bouncy castlewould be soo much fun,failing that could pick them up and gently bounce on trampoline with them. Keep the hens in fit shape after their xmas meal and xmas pud!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...