Ladylucan Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Can we have a section where we can tell chicken jokes?, its just that i have been passed a really good one, well its a sad one sorry but it still made me laugh, and i would love to share it, but not sure how to put it on here as its an attachment, but going back to the subject at hand, we all need a little light entertainment at times, and with the gloomy weather, the threat of bird flu and me just generally feeling sorry for myself, feel that a joke page would be good, xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Just use good old copy and paste Tracy I use it all the time to move stuff in and out of here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicola H Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 We have got a joke thread somewhere on the forum clickHERE to see more jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladylucan Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 Thanks for the link Nicola xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladylucan Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 oh well, i have tried to copy, but it wont let me, i will have to play around with it, but as its an attachment, am not too sure how to get it on here. thanks anyway x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 I usually highlight the text then go to copy. Then go to where you want it to be ask to post a reply put the cursor in the text box and go back up to the menu at the top and select paste maybe grd will have an idea HEY GRD TECHIE HELP NEEDED PLEASE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladylucan Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 ok, patiently waiting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 In the beginning God created Eve. And she had 3 breasts. After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve. "How're things, Eve? He asked. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful but I just have this one problem. It's these three breasts you've given me. The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes, they're a real pain," reported Eve. "That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at that you know. I gave the animals, what, six? So I just figured you'd need half, but I see that you are right. I'll fix that up right away!" So, God reaches down and removes the middle breast, tossing it into the bushes. Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve in the garden. "Well, Eve, how's my favourite creation?" He asked. "Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one small oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram, the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate, except me. I feel so alone." God thought for a moment. "You know, Eve, you're right. How could I have overlooked this! You do need a mate and I will immediately create Man from a part of you! Now, let's see ...... where did I put that useless tit?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 You do realise that could be subject to some pruning?! But due to the potential outcry from other female forum members, I'll leave it be.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 *snigger* can you help me log in? i have forgotton my password (i have is cached at my home pc.. but im in work) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Love it Tracy Don't you dare prune Grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 *snigger* can you help me log in? i have forgotton my password (i have is cached at my home pc.. but im in work) I'll reset your password and e-mail it to you, Kaz. Hope you can pick up e-mail at work otherwise you're scuppered!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 (It was Kaz Louise) arrr...that made me laugh on a wet miserable Tuesday afternoon stuck at work! hee hee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Sorry Kaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladylucan Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 Thanks you lot, that was great, please dont edit, it would spoil it. xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
