Mel (& Paul) Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 The Bathtub Test It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to Time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental Asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined Whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to Empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup. "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linda Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 I don't know what the results of an Omlet poll would look like for that question. Haven't seen many 'normal' people 'round here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 I like that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted April 15, 2006 Author Share Posted April 15, 2006 Thought most omleteers would. I nearly set it up as poll just to see.................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizzy and Cathy Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 OOOHHHHH!!!!!! Use the teaspoon!!! That'd be the best idea. . . . .ever!!!!! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin B Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 He He that's quite funny! Good one Mel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted April 17, 2006 Author Share Posted April 17, 2006 OOOHHHHH!!!!!! Use the teaspoon!!! That'd be the best idea. . . . .ever!!!!! lol Now you know why you fit in so well on this forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Sean Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 very clever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 Thank you Super Sean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffie Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 He He that's quite funny! Good one Mel. Only quite Love it mel I'm almost ready for the next available bed BBx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 LSH asked me that question the other day and amazingly I gave the right answer!! I think today, I'd probably reach for the spoon ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
