Single hen

[Cinnamon]

Errrr.....maybe not

 

This time of year we usually refill it,but can't with the hosepipe ban in force

We have tried chemical,but its STILL thick green slime.

 

The next course of action is to introduce frogs & ducks,& open it as a wildlife sanctury

 

[Mel (& Paul)]

I'd for ducks and a wildlife pool myself

You can still sit round it with a cool gin and tonic - and watch the antics of the birds

[Paola]

Mmmmmmm lovely

 

Ducks sound lovely

[Louise]

If you were to share it with a couple of goldfish you would be allowed to fill it sarah and they don't bite

[Mel (& Paul)]

But the ducks would eat them

[One Man Banned]

not if you bought very large goldfish

[Mel (& Paul)]

Like Moby Dick

[One Man Banned]

buy the fish bigger than the ducks!

[Louise]

Ornamental Carp perhaps

[Mel (& Paul)]

But dont they die if you stick them on your mantlepiece?

[Louise]

*whisper*

 

Ornamental Carp aka Koi live in water Mel

[Mel (& Paul)]

Really

[Louise]

Would I lie to you

[Mel (& Paul)]

[Cinnamon]

Maybe a terrapin would be good too ?

[Mel (& Paul)]

Isnt that some sort of mathametical shape

[The Dogmother]

Watch out for Mel guys, she's on a roll today....

[Mel (& Paul)]

I'm "working at home"

[Louise]

Terrapins can bite though

[Mel (& Paul)]

So can shih-tzus............

[Louise]

Yes but if you hold Minky underwater for a bit I bet it would cure the biting...........................................permanently

[The Dogmother]

Excellent idea Louise!

[Mel (& Paul)]

Cinammon - can I just pop over to you please

 

 

 

(joke!! honestly. I love him really............)

[Louise]

I was only joking I may have opened a hornets nest here

[One Man Banned]

either that or put the final nail in the coffin!