Guest Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Teacher: What does your father do for a living? Pupil: He is a magician. Teacher: What is his favorite trick. Pupil: He saws people in two. Teacher: How many brothers and sisters do you have? Pupil: One half-brother and one half-sister.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellcat Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 GROAN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 *groan* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard T Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Oh dear. Stick to singing Shona. Richard T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Oh dear. Stick to singing Shona. Richard T Well, if you insist...... I-i'm leaning on a lamp post on the corner of the street In case a certain little lady goes by..... Oh, me.....Oh my...... In case a certain little lady goes by...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 SHONA!! - I'll be singing that all night now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Better that one than "When I'm cleaning windows" . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 dooooooon't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Now I go cleanin' windows to earn an honest bob For a nosy parker it's an interestin' job Now it's a job that just suits me A window cleaner you would be If you can see what I can see When I'm cleanin' windows I just did ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 You need a slap now Kate - I'm off to watch the footie, still singing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 ..if you can see what I can see when I'm cleaning windows! I'm going to hide now . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruth Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Here's an old one.... David Beckham goes shopping, and sees something interesting in the kitchen department of a large department store. "What's that?" he asks. "A Thermos flask," replies the assistant. "What does it do?" asks Becks. The assistant tells him it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. Really impressed, Beckham buys one and takes it along to his next training session. "Here, boys, look at this," Beckham says proudly. "It's a Thermos flask." The lads are impressed. "What does it do?" they ask. "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold, "says David. "And what have you got in it?" asks Roy Keane. "Two cups of coffee and a choc ice," replies David. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Haven't heard that one before but both LSH and I are ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 it's a new one on me too Kate but thanks Ruth, made me smile! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamsin Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellcat Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Just caught up with this one - cracking Beckham joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
