Cube mk2 and WIR

[Guest]

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events are put into motion:

 

1. The woman buys the food.

2. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, marinades it for 24 hours, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

 

Here comes the important part:

 

4. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

 

Then:

 

5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

 

Important again:

 

7. THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

 

8. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.

9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

 

And most important of all:

 

10. Everyone PRAISES THE MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

 

11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off" and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!

[Lesley]

 

I had to laugh - even though it's not true in this house as Carl does nearly all the cooking.

[AnnieP]

Brilliant!

Shame its true!

[Martin B]

[Nicola H]

That is so very true...................Only in our house "Ooops, word censored!"ody praises OH for his Barbecuing skills because he hasn't got any, everything is usually burnt to a cinder and unrecognisable...................

[Tamsin]

[Paola]

Oh soooo true