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Did I read that sign right?!

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Had to share this giggle with you all......


Toilet out of order, please use floor below


In a Laundromat:

Automatic Washing Machines – please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.


In a London department store:

Bargain basement upstairs


In an office:

Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.


In an office:

After tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board


Outside a secondhand shop:

We exchange anything – bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain


Notice in health food shop window:

Closed due to illness


Spotted in a safari park: (I sure hope so)

Elephants please stay in your car


Seen during a conference:

For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is a day care centre on the 1st floor


Notice in a farmer’s field:

The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges


Message on a leaflet:

If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons


On a repair shop door:

We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn’t work)

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