Guest Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Had to share this giggle with you all...... Toilet out of order, please use floor below In a Laundromat: Automatic Washing Machines – please remove all your clothes when the light goes out. In a London department store: Bargain basement upstairs In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken. In an office: After tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board Outside a secondhand shop: We exchange anything – bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain Notice in health food shop window: Closed due to illness Spotted in a safari park: (I sure hope so) Elephants please stay in your car Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is a day care centre on the 1st floor Notice in a farmer’s field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons On a repair shop door: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn’t work) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Brilliant, Shona, some real laugh out loud ones. Loved it, thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 What a good start to a Monday! Thanks Shona . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin B Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 VERY GOOD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
