motherhen Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 I wish - one of them did the classic poop down trousers when I was holding her for the Observer on Sunday photographer - I didn't mind (what are washing machines for) but the poor photographer was a bit shocked - mind you he was seriously impressed that the girls would pose on the table for him - we just kept quiet that they'll do anything for tinned sweetcorn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Ollie's got the poo down the trousers bit sussed. We seem to have a pump action hen! When you pick Clarry up, she looks up at you, makes a little whining noise then phut, out it comes! As soon as she makes that little whine, Ollie points her away from him so it misses his trousers!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnieP Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 We seem to have a pump action hen!! Brilliant! What a weapon!! Are you squeezing her too tightly?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 No, she's just permanently loaded!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted August 17, 2005 Author Share Posted August 17, 2005 We seem to have a pump action hen!! Brilliant! What a weapon!! Are you squeezing her too tightly?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnieP Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 No, she's just permanently loaded!!! I can see it now: Superkate in a bank raid: " Hand over the money.....I have a fully loaded chicken here....and I'm not afraid to use her....! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 I need to dry all the tears out of my keyboard now!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
