Snowy Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 What Do You Do All Day ? A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met by a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?" She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?" "Yes," was his incredulous reply. She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it." (Apologies to all you fellas, but I couldn't resist this one!) Hope you enjoyed it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 I think this was posted recently - but it's very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 That's just how I feel somedays, although my OH wouldn't ask as he does know I don't sit watching daytime tele....or spend much time on the forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted January 24, 2007 Author Share Posted January 24, 2007 I think this was posted recently - but it's very funny Sorry, didn't realise - I just received it in a email from a friend and couldn't wait to share it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linda Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Very good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
