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Chicken on the internet poem.

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My chicken's on the Internet.

She surfs the web all day.

I've tried to stop her browsing

but, so far, there's just no way.

 

She jumps up on the mouse

and then she flaps around like mad

to click on every hyperlink

and every pop-up ad.

 

She plays all sorts of chicken games.

She messages her folks.

She watches chicken videos

and forwards chicken jokes.

 

She writes a blog for chickens

and she uploads chicken pics.

She visits chicken chat rooms

where she clucks about her chicks.

 

I wouldn't mind so much

except my keyboard's now a wreck.

She hasn't learned to type yet;

she can only hunt and peck.

--Kenn Nesbitt

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