House MD 221B Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Thought to ammuse people, I'd put a couple of Chicken related pun / jokes I heard today, and thought maybe others could add theirs to spread a few smiles across the ether. I started a Chicken dating website, didn't really work, it's difficult to make Hens meet. Chicken walks into a bar and says "Et tu bruté" I love Chicken Caesar. Groan away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeky Chooky Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Groan!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
counturchickens Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Here goes , why did the rooster cross the road, have a mud bath, then cross the road again? He was a dirty double crosser! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimnpaula Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side. P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House MD 221B Posted December 7, 2011 Author Share Posted December 7, 2011 lol very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...