Omlet Smart Autodoor - New in box

[Lavenders_Blue]

No, not the latest addition to my menagerie but a description of my greedy dog who I assume is responsible for the disappearance of a banana skin from where I left it on the coffee table. Surely it can't have been in the least bit appetising?!

[The Dogmother]

Filthy thieving hounds!

 

Do you not feed said doglet on proper food? Am phoning the cruelty on yer

 

My Cyrus would steal yer grandma if she was edible

[Lavenders_Blue]

Proper food - like horse poo and the contents of the kitchen bin you mean?

[Lesley]

Tali had a rummage in the small compost bin the other day , it was on the step waiting to be emptied on the compost heap - she emerged with a banana skin and thoroughly enjoyed it!

 

It was their fast day so she probably was feeling a little hungry - Jazz just pinched a bit to run around with but wasn't hungry enough to eat it

[The Dogmother]

Proper food - like horse poo and the contents of the kitchen bin you mean?

 

Yes, with a good dollop of sheep poo and rotting rabbit The thing with lurchers is that they will steal food even if they're not hungry hence their name 'Lur' is 'thief' in Romany.

[Lavenders_Blue]

Oh yes, rotting rabbit is a real delicacy, especially if it has got to the black and slimy stage of decomposition

[The Dogmother]

Mine throw the rabbit around then roll in it, same with rotten fish