The Dogmother Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Something tells me she may next want the pants off. You said it, not me! Don't worry, your secret will be safe with us - just thank your lucky stars that Louise isn't on this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Ok, let's drop the pants (steady!) and get back to chickens. My Ranger is moulting and all her feathers are getting stuck in the chicken poo in the eglu tray. How well do feathers compost? Damn - this is off-topic now. Why does everything go off-topic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Oooo, I smell a scaredy cat! The answer is don't know, but I'll bet that Lesley does - try her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Oooo, I smell a scaredy cat! Not me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 OK, the pants'll be on their way as soon as we can organise it. Better get that butt toned up sharpish. The cards are well and truely on the table! *Oh goodness, girls, I just thought - what if he's got a hairy, spotty back?! * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 OK, the pants'll be on their way as soon as we can organise it. Better get that butt toned up sharpish. The cards are well and truely on the table! *Oh goodness, girls, I just thought - what if he's got a hairy, spotty back?! * Uh, uh! If I show anything, it'll only be as much as Simon.... so, bum cheeks in boxers is all you're getting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 We will soon see, won't we ladies!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 See Kate, now he's said that he will do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 *Oh goodness, girls, I just thought - what if he's got a hairy, spotty back?! * I thought that was Italians, Clare? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Not the ones I know! Say no more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 I've just popped my head in to see what this thread is about and it's all very "Carry On" isn't it??? Hey Dan - are you up for a challenge? These girls want men in Omlet pants. "Carry on up the eglu".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Yeah Dan, you could wear your 'going out shirt' too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Not the ones I know! Say no more! I was talking about the women! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 My back is tanned, beautifully toned and hair/spot free, thank you! Cheeky boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 My back is tanned, beautifully toned and hair/spot free, thank you! Cheeky boy Now that's something I would like to see in an Omlet swim suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 My back is tanned, beautifully toned and hair/spot free, thank you! Cheeky boy Now that's something I would like to see in an Omlet swim suit. Right, you're on - I don't have an Omlet swimsuit, but if you bare your boxers (and it had better be you - no botty doubles) then I'll post a picture of my back! I'm not sure that the 'men' on here could stand it though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 I've just popped my head in to see what this thread is about and it's all very "Carry On" isn't it??? Hey Dan - are you up for a challenge? These girls want men in Omlet pants. "Carry on up the eglu".... It would be more than mortal women deserved! If I were a little more outgoing then I may be tempted (but I'm a bit of a quiet one really...) Dan You Quiet I DON'T THINK SO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 I'm not sure that the 'men' on here could stand it though! That bad, huh? Well, never mind, we'll be complimentary, whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 It would be more than mortal women deserved!If I were a little more outgoing then I may be tempted (but I'm a bit of a quiet one really...) So am I (a quiet one), usually, but these ladies are relentless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 I'm not sure that the 'men' on here could stand it though! That bad, huh? Well, never mind, we'll be complimentary, whatever. Now, Now You'll see! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Come on Kate, where've you gone? It's changed to two men, one woman and a cozzie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Steed Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Come on Kate, where've you gone? It's changed to two men, one woman and a cozzie! Mmmmm, suddenly it's gone very quiet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleata Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 this thread is so saucy oo er missus corrupting us young minds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 So am I (a quiet one) Yeah, right then!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Come on Kate, where've you gone? It's changed to two men, one woman and a cozzie! I took a book to bed with me early last night as I was all on my ownio .... but I'm back now!!! I'm seen in a cozzie every morning at our local pool and I can hear them all laughing so you're on your own in a cozzie Clare ! So...... We've now got Dan in Omlet pants too. Hmmmm, this is getting interesting now. Any more volunteers??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
