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I used to live in a student house in Beauchamp Avenue - I was at Warwick University - would have been - errr... 1982-1985 - summat like that!

 

Phil

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Well done all of you with your pool, parking and spider catching skills.

Me, I can drive, park and catch spiders, driving's fine, parking and spider catching I'm OK at but not the best :oops::roll: Perhaps my spatial awareness thingy is stereotypically feminine, certainly I'm not entering into any competitions with any of you :wink:

Pool :?: I'm fantastic at lying by a pool on a sunny day with a book and supply of cold drinks 8):P:P . Does that count :?:wink:

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there's no reason why a woman shouldn't be able to handle a cement mixer - it's just like a washing machine - only with less program options and no need to close the door...

 

:shock::shock::shock:

 

Phil

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You're right - I never use the washing machine (except for mixing up the odd batch of muck!) - far too complicated!

 

we have strict demarcation in our house..

 

I do all the washing up, cleaning, out-door garden-type stuff, bin-emptying, packed lunches, diy-fixing type stuff, dog-walking, anything chicken-related, shopping and baking, trps to the dump, talking to tradesmen and anything to do with the car..

 

we share general cooking and child picking-up/dropping off etc..

 

she does all clothes-washing, ironing and clothes putting away..

 

looks like I get a good deal then :?

 

Phil (but I wouldn't swap the missus for anything!)

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:D - I'll let you off then :roll:

 

I do all the cleaning, sewing, gardening and DIY - Carl does all the cooking, dishwasher duties and trips to the tip(and lots more).

I'm not allowed to the tip because I come back with more than I take :(:wink:

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Aha, but there's lots of general domestic type chores not mentioned there Phil, like vacuuming, dusting, window cleaning, floor cleaning..... shall I go on :?

Perhaps she's doing all these things and you're simply not noticing :?:roll::roll: .

Every right for her to start feeling undervalued there, so I'd watch my step if I were you :wink:

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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...quick mathematical point for Lesley...

 

revnev - 231 posts

Lesley - 5824 posts

 

I've been in a lot this week waiting for tradesmen - getting seven quotes for various bits of work - waiting for them to turn up - and phoning them when they don't show has left me chained to the house..

 

(the missus won't talk to tradesmen - they make her nervous!)

 

hence my increased posting-volume this week (not as prolific as the football list I belong to though...)

 

Phil

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Aha, but there's lots of general domestic type chores not mentioned there Phil, like vacuuming, dusting, window cleaning, floor cleaning..... shall I go on :?

Perhaps she's doing all these things and you're simply not noticing :?:roll::roll: .

Every right for her to start feeling undervalued there, so I'd watch my step if I were you :wink:

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

 

no Kate - all those things are included under "cleaning" - which appears under my list...

 

(still wouldn't swap her though...) :roll:

 

Phil

 

Ahh - the other thing she does (and I don't) is nit-combing and sorting our daughters hair...

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I've already answered this one Phil - we can multi-task :roll: I'm actually doing some tiling as I type :wink:

 

and as I type I am emptying the eglu poo-tray... all those bits down the keyboard don't help, though... :? and I'm thinking about my sermon for Sunday morning and trying to pick some hymns... I also have some cymbals taped to my knees and a contraption around my neck that holds a mouth-organ and I am playing the dam-busters march... :wink:

 

Phil

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NOT that old chestnut Richard T, like teachers having 13 weeks holiday a year!

 

Surely you're not choosing hymns for THIS Sunday are you Phil? if you are I can send you mine! I'm choosing for April now! :D

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Er, Rev Phil, I don't want to appear to be leeting our side down nor nuffink, but don't you only work one day a week? :wink::D:D

 

 

Richard T

 

Yes Richard - but shhhhhh... don't let on! :D

 

(but that doesn't let the missus off the hook - she's a vicar too..)

 

Phil

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I'm sure you must have room for the broom.....somewhere? :wink:

 

 

the missus has been known to make the odd suggestion as to where I might stick the broom... :roll:

 

Phil

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