The Dogmother Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 This 'un made me laugh this morning: The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right. A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up. A grandson, who arrived late, came up to Grandma and said, "Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?" Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the grandson... "They won't let me fart." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 I didn't guess the punchline at all, brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffie Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Ha ha ha BBxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Blue Sky Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Terrific! nice one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linda Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Oh no, if Lizzy and Cathy come across this they'll find it hilarious and be msning it to all their friends! They're such sophisticated little ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin B Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Typical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
