The Dogmother Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 (edited) Just received this and it made me giggle: One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark". Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being. Anything you want after all you're the guv' But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time Noah, I don't want just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other". "20 DECKS!" screams Noah "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?" "Yep, that's right, well. Sort of right. This time I want you to fill it up with fish", God answers. "Fish?" queries Noah. "Yep, fish. Well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp - wall to wall, floor to ceiling - Carp!" Noah looks to the skies. "OK God my old mucker, let me get this right, you want a New Ark?" "Check". "With 20 decks, one on top of the other?" "Check". "And you want it full of Carp?" "Check". "Why?" Asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether. "Dunno", says God, "I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark". Edited June 11, 2008 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickencam Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 That is truly cringe worthy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 made me giggle though . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Truly awful, but clever...I didn't anticipate the punchline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 I can't believe, and I hate to admit, that I had to read the punchline twice... I liked it... could just picture the interchange between Noah and God... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperwife Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 I love it Just read it to Kev who went cathy x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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