The Dogmother Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 WHY GOD MADE MUMS Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the sticky tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3. God made my Mum just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. What ingredients are mothers made of ? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mum? 1. We're related. 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's Mums like me. What kind of little girl was your Mum? 1. My Mum has always been my Mum and none of that other stuff 2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 3. They say she used to be nice. What did Mum need to know about Dad before she married him? 1. His last name. 2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? 3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? Why did your Mum marry your Dad? 1. My Dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mum eats a lot. 2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 3. My Grandma says that Mum didn't have her thinking cap on. Who's the boss at your house? 1. Mum doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. 2.. Mum. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed. 3. I guess Mum is, but only because she has a lot more to do than Dad. What's the difference between Mums & Dads? 1. Mums work at work and work at home and Dads just go to work at work. ( Oh so true!!) 2. Mums know how to talk to teachers without scaring them. (Does not apply to me!!) 3. Dads are taller & stronger, but Mums have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. 4. Mums have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. What does your Mum do in her spare time? 1. Mothers don't do spare time. 2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. What would it take to make your Mum perfect? 1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery. 2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. If you could change one thing about your Mum, what would it be? 1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 2. I'd make my Mum smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me. 3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjules Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Aw, that's sweet and funny. I like the one about liking the child more than the other mums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Marvellous. I love the "one dab of mean" idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted June 24, 2008 Author Share Posted June 24, 2008 Marvellous. I love the "one dab of mean" idea. That was my favourite too Egluntine. I started reading it and thought initially that it was a bit too 'Oprah' for me, then some of it rang true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Awww, they are great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted June 24, 2008 Author Share Posted June 24, 2008 I've emailed it to you Snowy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 I've emailed it to you Snowy I know, thanks! That's where I read it first Passed it on to some of my friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 I like it... it's quite funny... wonder what my girls would answer to the same questions (or dread to know what they would answer!!!)... I like the magic bit about mums making kids better without medicines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 My favourite was the 'get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head'. I can always tell who's done what with my 'Mothers Magic'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted June 24, 2008 Author Share Posted June 24, 2008 My favourite was the 'get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head'. I can always tell who's done what with my 'Mothers Magic'! It helps with some men too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
