The Dogmother Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 This came to me this morning - made me hoot: A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun. He shouts 'this is a raid - everyone get on the floor!!', and proceeds to empty the cash drawers. As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots the customer in the head and shouts.. 'Did anybody else here see my face?'. The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and goes over and shoots him in the head also. 'Did anybody else see my face?' he shouts again, waving his gun around. There is silence for a few seconds before a male voice is heard from a distant corner.. 'I think my missus caught a glimpse...' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickencam Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 oooo nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancing cloud Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Copied and sent on to the rest of the office, as it's been a very slow day. Thank heavens for the internet and this forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 very funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...