4m x 3m Omlet pen, cube, new auto door still boxed and coop light

[The Dogmother]

Artery; The study of paintings

 

Bacteria; Back door to cafeteria

 

Barium; What doctors do when patients die

 

Benign; What you be, after you be eight

 

Caesarean Section; A neighbourhood in Rome

 

Catscan; Searching for Kitty

 

Cauterise; Made eye contact with her

 

Colic; A sheep dog

 

Coma; A punctuation mark

 

Dilate; To live long

 

Enema; Not a friend

 

Fester; Quicker than someone else

 

Fibula; A small lie

 

Impotent; Distinguished, well known

 

Labour Pain; Getting hurt at work

 

Medical Staff; A Doctor's cane

 

Morbid; A higher offer

 

Nitrates; Cheaper than day rates

 

Node; I knew it

 

Outpatient; A person who has fainted

 

Pelvis; Second cousin to Elvis

 

Post Operative; A letter carrier

 

Recovery Room; Place to do upholstery

 

Rectum; Nearly killed him

 

Secretion; Hiding something

 

Seizure; Roman emperor

 

Tablet; A small table

 

Terminal Illness; Getting sick at the airport

 

Tumour One; Plus one more

 

Urine; Opposite to you're out

 

2xCondoms; To be sure, to be sure!

Edited June 27, 2008 by Guest

[Ain't Nobody Here]

Brilliant . Those are fab .

[Seagazer]

Very funny

[Egluntyne]

Very good.

 

Am going to nick those for Him Indoors' after dinner speaking if you don't mind.

[The Dogmother]

Feel free, they were sent to me by a consultant in our Belfast office

[Egluntyne]

Ta muchly.

[Laura & CTB]

Brilliant

[McChook]

Fabulous! Just what I needed whilst waiting for 5 o'clock to come crawling so I can go home!