Guest Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 The world's foremost authority on wasps is walking down the street when he sees a record in the window of a charity shop "Wasp noises from around the world". Intrigued, he goes into the shop and asks if he can listen to it. "Certainly," says the shop assistant and pops it onto his turntable. After listening to the first track for a while, the world's foremost authority on wasps is a bit confused. "I don't recognize any of these noises, and I'm the world's foremost authority on wasps! Can you play the next track please?" The assistant obliges and skips the needle onto the next track after a while the world's foremost authority on wasps is still confused "No, I still don't recognize any of these wasps. Can you try the next track?" The assistant skips the needle on, and the world's foremost authority on wasps listens for a little while longer before shaking his head. "It's no good. I just don't recognize any of these wasps" The assistant peers at the label of the record and says... "Oh, I'm terribly sorry.... 'I must have put the bee side on' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 *groan* I have never heard that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Richard T Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 That's brilliant! Richard T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen & co. Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 karen x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ruth Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 groan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnieP Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 That's one to tell the children in assembly tomorrow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cate in NZ Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 That's one to tell the children in assembly tomorrow! You might need to edit it a bit though Annie.... will today's children have even heard of needles and turntables Good joke though Shona, had me chuckling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken on a mission Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Oh no, they get worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ...still funny though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
