Snowy Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Why women lie: One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river.. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'My dear child, why are you crying?' The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a beautiful golden thimble set with sapphires. 'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked The seamstress replied, 'No.' The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a lovely golden thimble studded with rubies. 'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, 'No.' The Lord reached down again and came up with a plain leather thimble. 'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, 'Yes.' The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy. Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, 'Why are you crying?' 'Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!' The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. 'Is this your husband?' the Lord asked. 'Yes,' cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. 'You lied! That is an untruth!' The seamstress replied, 'Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney. And so the Lord let her keep him. The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honourable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it. Signed, All Us Women, Amen __________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 . How true . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Where do you find them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joojoo Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 I'd have been just as honourable too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janty Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Excellent! Mind you I'd take whatever was offered in place of my (soon to be ex) husband! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusky123 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 ROLF Snowy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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