Snowy Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 .... I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of pounds for dinner. I took out my purse, got out ten pounds and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?' 'No, I had to stop drinking years ago' , the homeless woman told me. 'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked. 'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.' 'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked. 'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!' 'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.' The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.' I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsallen08 Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 haha Just reminded me of my unfinished bottle of mateus! see thee all in the morning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperwife Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 he he he - i love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goosey Lucy Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 Hee hee hee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janty Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 Just shown hubby this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olly Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 love it .. where do you get them from Snowy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 15, 2008 Author Share Posted September 15, 2008 love it .. where do you get them from Snowy! Usually emails from daft friends with time on their hands! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 I thought it really had happened to you (till I read further down ) Must engage brain . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 How odd, I just got the same email today in my inbox........ Is there some strange coincidence that this was sent on by someone who I know - or a friend of theirs..... A xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules. Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 you're on a roll........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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