Single hen

[The Dogmother]

Some interesting statistics

 

If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95.

 

With HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50.

 

£1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5.

 

But if you bought £1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214.

 

So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle

[Egluntyne]

It is enough to make you take up drinking.

[The Dogmother]

Certainly is! I needed a 2nd mortgage to fill the van with petrol last night!

[jlo]

Excellent statistic!

[Cinnamon]

Yay!

I will soon be a millionaire then