Omlet server

[Jules.]

Can't wait to try those !

[Couperwife]

Maria, I can't wait to hear how the supermarket visit goes...

 

I love the idea of abject humiliation for children , im sure thats because it happened to me - I just want to pass it on to my children (if I ever have any - practice, practice, practice)

[beach chick]

my girls' favourite supermarket game: (bearing in mind they are now 10 and

 

phase I: run off together

hide on shelf, pref one with space such as toilet roll shelf, so they can lurk at the back

wait for me to walk down aisle

start callling out:

"can you buy us"

"you look nice"

"can we come home with you"

"can we be your kids"

when surrounding old ladies smile sweetly they move on to phase II:

"why did you leave us here?"

"Mummy, mummy, please let us in the car again"

"oh please mummy, we'll be good really we promise"

 

!!! luckily, I have the hide of a rhinosceros after 10 years of parenting...

[Jules.]

 

I love the idea of abject humiliation for children

 

I don't

 

HUMILLIATE ALL ADULTS!!!HUMILIATE!!!!

[Lesley]

my girls' favourite supermarket game: (bearing in mind they are now 10 and

 

phase I: run off together

hide on shelf, pref one with space such as toilet roll shelf, so they can lurk at the back

wait for me to walk down aisle

start callling out:

"can you buy us"

"you look nice"

"can we come home with you"

"can we be your kids"

when surrounding old ladies smile sweetly they move on to phase II:

"why did you leave us here?"

"Mummy, mummy, please let us in the car again"

"oh please mummy, we'll be good really we promise"

 

!!! luckily, I have the hide of a rhinosceros after 10 years of parenting...