Alis girls Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 No not people of short stature - I mean the under 5's whose constant questions delight (!) us. I helped run a charity event last night and dropped in at my friends for a welcome glass of wine. OH and ES were on sofa - my YS and her son were upstairs playing and her daughter an inquisitive 3 yr old was sitting between me and her dad. When I came into room I had removed my boots as my friend has a cream carpet so T says " why are you taking your boots off have you stepped in poo" Reassured her I hadnt and we were all chatting when she turned to me and then looking at OH and ES said " who do you sleep with?" My friend looked shocked and then explained she had had a rotten cough recnetly and as her OH had to get up for work slept in spare room - phew. Thank goodness there were no other males in the room as my reputation could have plummetted Reassured friend you get your own back when they are in their teens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyChickenLover- Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 That was a close one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soapdragon Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 My six year old came out with this one last week; 'Yes, I know you told me to stop it but I didn't hear you'. Casserole Korma Kiex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatieB Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 My six year old son also came out with a delight this week Mummy you do know who I mean...he was a king in the school play.....king frankenstein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
