Single hen

[emily95]

Has anyone read this book?

I got it for my birthday today, and its really funny

Just thought I'd type some of them out for you:

 

Humans love to dine with each other,but you can do one better - dine off each other. If you find a willing partner, indulge in a bit of mutual grooming; whatever you find,you can eat.

 

Humans may give you a really stupid name. You decide whether you like it.If you do, answer to it occasionally;if you don't, ignore them at all times - unless they have food.

 

'Free range' means you have the right to roam. However you choose to do it, escape on a regular basis and refuse to return until you are ready.

 

Small humans may want to pick you up. Train them not to do this by flapping your wings in their face and squawking like something possessed. If this doesn't work,poo on them if you can. They may find this funny, but they wont when their big human tells them off for getting their clothes dirty.

 

Sound like any of your chickens?

 

Emily

xxx

[TAJ]

There was a thread on this back in Feb - I think under chickens, I also got it for my birthday back in Feb.

 

Tracy

[Janty]

I read the last thread and was just about to order it for myself when I realised that I already had it.

 

[mostin]

I got this book for my birthday in Feb. It's great isn't it. So funny and apt.

[Treekeeper]

I've had it for ages as well, it now lives permanently in the loo and provides chuckles aplenty

[emily95]

Im really enjoying reading it, I can't put it down!

Emily

xxx

[Snowy]

I'd love to read this - does anyone have a copy they would be willing to lend? I'll pay postage!